We Have a Dog Named IKEA
What you see is not always what you get.
My sister brought home a dog today.
A four month old Black Lab who's everything but gay
Her fur is shiny and she's seems healthy
But she's so darn shy she won't even walk properly.
She has this piercing gaze and a long black snout
that she usually uses to give us a dog version of pout
I hope she outlives all the other dogs we've had
And it would be nice to see her so big and fat
One thing I don't really like about her
is the name she has given by my sister
It's irritating to hear the furniture shop
being addressed to a freaking pup!
My sister brought home a dog today.
A four month old Black Lab who's everything but gay
Her fur is shiny and she's seems healthy
But she's so darn shy she won't even walk properly.
She has this piercing gaze and a long black snout
that she usually uses to give us a dog version of pout
I hope she outlives all the other dogs we've had
And it would be nice to see her so big and fat
One thing I don't really like about her
is the name she has given by my sister
It's irritating to hear the furniture shop
being addressed to a freaking pup!
